Anyone else want to see this conversation put to music and covered by Herman’s Hermits?
I’m Victor Van Doom, I am. Victor Von Dom, I am, I am …
I became ruler of the kingdom next door,
I’ve conquered it 7 times before …
And, every time there was an enemy…RICHARDS!
Couldn’t be Avengers or Spider-Man!
It’s the 8th time I’m ruler, Victor!
Victor Von Doom, I am, I am …
Victor Von Doom, I am!


Keep up that attitude, young man, and you’re going straight to bed!
He’s been like this ever since that girl in the squirrel outfit beat him in hopscotch. =P
Mr. Q