Marvel’s Greatest Tactical Errors: Day Two
Usually an avid student of pop culture, the Jade Giantess clearly missed the old Head & Shoulders’ aphorism, “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.” (And, she does look like she’s got a wicked case of split ends, poor dear.)
Just minutes after being voted onto an austere Avengers roster that included Wasp, Cap, Hawkeye, Iron Man and Thor … she lights up … in the Avengers Mansion. “Yeah, umm … Virginia Slim … Mar-Vell like just died of cancer 15 minutes ago, so could you put that thing out? Is that thing even filtered? We don’t all have gamma-irradiated lungs, you know.”
And, seriously, Jenn, what is with with the suit? On your first day at a new job, you borrow an outfit from Dr. Who!?!?!?