Marvel’s Greatest Tactical Errors: Day Twelve
After choosing to stay home and whinge about WWII in lieu of going to “She’s All That” with Wasp, Ant-Man and Iron Man, Cap never learns a powerful lesson – in the heart of every smelly, fashion-challenged, beret—wearing, post-modern-art-loving, four-eyed spy girl lies the heart of a lion and the gams of a super model.
Thus began his relationship with Sharon Carter, S.H.I.E.L.D. analyst and asexual gal pal of German Expressionist Puppeteer, Baron Helmut Zemo …
But, cap learned that violence and inherent hotness always bursts forth and prevails over substance and intellect … and Sharon learned it’s always better to be with the quarterback with abs you can grate cheese on.
Helmut never got over the whole “gotta wear a furry fuscha mask at all times” thing. Poor lamb.