He’s taken down giant communist bugs; played not one, but two roles in the Destiny War; designed and worn more costumes than Ru-Paul, but stalwart scientist, Dr. Henry Pym never quite defeated the true demon in his life, speep apnea. Let’s not even start in on the deep, dark places Hank’s nasal spray addiction would take him.
Marvel Smart Ass 
I’m assuming Boonie is funding Pym’s research for this experiment and has you lined up as the first volunteer for his test trials…NICE! GOOD LUCK on that!